What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?

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  • penn707
    penn707  1 hours back

    The first thing I would grab is a gallon of milk and a box of Cap’n Crunch.

    Maybe a lighter, too.

    • ConcretePhill
      ConcretePhill  4 hours back

      Joe would *HUNT* us 😂
      The last thing you see before that arrow Pierces your chest is the lens glare of Joe's Dome.

      • A1 Ant
        A1 Ant  4 hours back

        Dmt

        • Dude
          Dude  5 hours back

          Joe would end up like Channing Tatum in the movie This Is The End

          • Heinrich Himmler
            Heinrich Himmler  5 hours back

            Joe looks like Mr. Potato Head

            • PALS OF EXILE
              PALS OF EXILE  15 hours back

              A nuclear power plant hypothetically explodes and dude is talking about hunting and finding shelter and shit. Like no dude, I'm getting as far away from that radioactive shitstorm before Bambi turns into Lou Ferrigno and mauls the fuck out of me.

              • Raving Lunatic
                Raving Lunatic  16 hours back

                Your first mistake....telling people what your gonna do during the apocalypse. 😉

                • Pecos ThingsHappening
                  Pecos ThingsHappening  24 hours back

                  And not one mention of medical supplies. If you don't pack in plenty of medical supplies and the right kind of medical supplies then you won't last very long. We take for granted the little cuts and scrapes but all it takes is a small little cut that goes untreated while trying to survive in the wilderness to get infected and that's it. You re dead.

                  • Pop Da Collar
                    Pop Da Collar  2 days back

                    Cybertruck with a solar panel

                    • Justin Sullivan
                      Justin Sullivan  2 days back

                      He’d be dead so damn fast. First zombie he sees he’s gonna ask if it’s smoked DMT.

                      • jimijackson
                        jimijackson  2 days back

                        Cybertruck with the solar panel.

                        • Larry Kidder
                          Larry Kidder  2 days back

                          If you're talkin about surviving for a long time you should have this thing called a LifeStraw you won't need water tablets

                          • Nikolaij Brouiller
                            Nikolaij Brouiller  2 days back

                            Wanna know the ulgy truth?
                            No matter who you are, in many ways it will be up to luck, whether you make it or not.

                            You vastly increase your chances by prepping, but even that isn't fool proof.

                            • xombi
                              xombi  3 days back

                              I’d try to take over a grocery store

                              • SVIIN The Legend
                                SVIIN The Legend  3 days back

                                Like we learned in Ranger school.. bring lighters

                                • Alejandro Mena
                                  Alejandro Mena  3 days back

                                  wen crisis starts , I will have Joe Rogan as my friend.

                                  • le dingdong
                                    le dingdong  3 days back

                                    hemp would be a great resource to pack and grow early american settlers used it for a bunch of things like clothing, rope etc. youre just thinking you wouldnt wanna get high

                                    • DAD
                                      DAD  3 days back

                                      So now the questions is, would you take a Tesla CYBERTRUCK?

                                      • Love Armstrong
                                        Love Armstrong  3 days back

                                        Did it cut off because joe was about to talk a whole bunch of crap towards survival shows

                                        • 4holePatriot
                                          4holePatriot  4 days back

                                          Probably alot of DMT!

                                          • Magsegdjmo Orion
                                            Magsegdjmo Orion  4 days back

                                            Sheit, that’s nothing. One time I drove across Kansas. Now that’s a drive I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. It goes on forever and there’s absolutely nothing to see. Shittiest place I’ve ever been.

                                            • Steven lacy
                                              Steven lacy  4 days back

                                              Not been funny or saying it to be a dick how the fuck is living in the wilderness classed as a Apocalypse not even close lmao.

                                              • Matthew Higgins
                                                Matthew Higgins  4 days back

                                                Joe" there was this podcast I was listening to" Rogan

                                                • Lenny Gage
                                                  Lenny Gage  4 days back

                                                  Honestly most people are too soft to survive more than a summer month and a winters day. Sorry to say it but 🖕🏽

                                                  • Lenny Gage
                                                    Lenny Gage  4 days back

                                                    @1:28 that laugh gave it away Joe. So when is the apocalypse? I wish the guest would’ve let Joe talk instead of talking about bs instead

                                                    • Quetzalcoatl
                                                      Quetzalcoatl  4 days back

                                                      Why was he surprise Joe wouldn't take his Tesla but then gave the exact same answer?

                                                      • keenicusxxx
                                                        keenicusxxx  4 days back

                                                        Catapult will be my best friend

                                                        • Zac Barden
                                                          Zac Barden  4 days back

                                                          Tesla must have watched this video

                                                          • Drew Dunn
                                                            Drew Dunn  4 days back

                                                            😂 I love it how animals are the only food to be considered. How about a plant and mushroom foraging guide 😅🤣

                                                            • Frozen Pines
                                                              Frozen Pines  5 days back

                                                              Raise chimps on a strict diet of bone broth and elk meat and have them rip your balls off

                                                              • balimboo
                                                                balimboo  5 days back

                                                                This other dude knows one phrase "really???"

                                                                • Carrie See
                                                                  Carrie See  5 days back

                                                                  Ever heard of lighters?

                                                                  • dcrusher
                                                                    dcrusher  6 days back

                                                                    Joe Rogan is one of those rich people who already got a big ass doomsday bunker somewhere safe.

                                                                    • Tohunga Uwishin
                                                                      Tohunga Uwishin  6 days back

                                                                      start a fire? Magnifying glass.

                                                                      • Lakota ww
                                                                        Lakota ww  6 days back

                                                                        You know how to start a fire? Yeah it's called flick a bic.. we live in 2019 we have so many lighters at our disposal we dont need ancient fire starting methods.

                                                                      • Jubreakit Jubawdit
                                                                        Jubreakit Jubawdit  6 days back

                                                                        Joe....it takes 30-45 seconds to start a fire with a 2-man bow....

                                                                        • Jesus Castillo
                                                                          Jesus Castillo  6 days back

                                                                          Joe “hunter” rogan

                                                                          • Nick Weston
                                                                            Nick Weston  6 days back

                                                                            My son and I managed to start a fire one day with an old pair of his prescription glasses - and the sun of course.

                                                                            • Brandon Larranaga
                                                                              Brandon Larranaga  6 days back

                                                                              Joe makes it seem like we haven't lived for 100,000 years without sophisticated technology. The only people that would die are the old, the sick, and the stupid, in an uncivilized society. Everyone else would just migrate to farm lands and ocean sides. We've done it for thousands of years, humans would be fine.

                                                                              • Nicholas Doe
                                                                                Nicholas Doe  7 days back

                                                                                Lmao, none of this would matter if a nuclear power plant exploded??? Electricity would still work and there would be a shit ton on radiation in the air.

                                                                                • wakawaka1976
                                                                                  wakawaka1976  7 days back

                                                                                  California woods are hard to start friction fires with... An Indian cake it one of our classes in college and shows us the stick and hands method. Elderberry in desertish areas works really well. Found some by lake Chumash and got some embers going but rubbed my hands raw. I tried yucca stalks like I saw on survival tv but found out California yucca is way to brittle...

                                                                                  • keedoopop
                                                                                    keedoopop  7 days back

                                                                                    He would...... Die like everyone else

                                                                                    • Joseph Ritch
                                                                                      Joseph Ritch  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Not joking the dmt jokes are shite, overused. Realise that when he is for once speaking about something he knows it is particularly worth listening to. And dmt helps you hunt, hence it's ritualistic history with religion.

                                                                                      • Elias Shadow
                                                                                        Elias Shadow  1 weeks back

                                                                                        There would be checkpoints ect.

                                                                                        • Matt Orpen
                                                                                          Matt Orpen  1 weeks back

                                                                                          ATV + 2 jerry cans attached, rifle and a glock. Im gone

                                                                                          • Niko Williams
                                                                                            Niko Williams  1 weeks back

                                                                                            REALLY??? NOOO YEAAA REALLY?!?!

                                                                                            • Jefrin Turcios
                                                                                              Jefrin Turcios  1 weeks back

                                                                                              I've been talking to my friends about going primitive and this show up....🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                              • Flan
                                                                                                Flan  1 weeks back

                                                                                                Would absolutely love to see Bear Grylls on this podcast