Quick D: Traffic Dodging


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  • Francis Grimaldi
    Francis Grimaldi  2 days back

    CD is my new favorite youtuber

    • mhmd E
      mhmd E  3 days back

      subscribed to your channel twice 😂😂

      • Vold Ravenclaw
        Vold Ravenclaw  5 days back

        "Instagram megastar Logan Paul"
        Before the dark times... Before Suicide Forest.

        • Imran Syed
          Imran Syed  1 weeks back

          Lmfao you activated my Siri

          • Mr potato man.
            Mr potato man.  2 weeks back

            Hey Siri on android

            • RID Sha-la-la
              RID Sha-la-la  2 weeks back

              Hey Peggy don't know the name

              • RID Sha-la-la
                RID Sha-la-la  2 weeks back

                Hey play don't know what's the name of that YouTuber

            • antimatter
              antimatter  2 weeks back

              Also why didn’t the cars try to stop if they it was meant to be real lol

            • B.D W
              B.D W  2 weeks back

              Lol Captain D burn at the end

              • Agamenon
                Agamenon  3 weeks back

                Nice video bro. I'll subscribe.
                I'll click the button again to make sure it works.

                • Agamenon
                  Agamenon  3 weeks back

                  I have achieved comedy

              • Hectic Heiden
                Hectic Heiden  3 weeks back

                Let me do the same!
                Subscribed to CD, lets click it again to make sure!

                • ImTheXboxGamer
                  ImTheXboxGamer  3 weeks back

                  Calling siri on a android phone?🤔

                  • Tommy Tom Tom
                    Tommy Tom Tom  4 weeks back

                    Captain D is so funny!!!

                    • \\officialhedgeandahog //

                      You realizing that he unsubscribed to the channel by double-clicking the subscribe button

                      • glitch gamer
                        glitch gamer  4 weeks back

                        Youtube totally stopped recommanding ur videos like ur chwnnel died for months and i found it again today.. couldn't even remember the name

                        • mininggamer9
                          mininggamer9  4 weeks back

                          When you said hay siri it activated my siri

                          • Puppy Puppington
                            Puppy Puppington  4 weeks back

                            Lol I love ur humor CD!!! Loving the mockery of those lames that think they’re funny .... like totally drug addicts try to kill themslevs LOLOl XD repost 1like =1goodluck for a year and a prayer to kill addicts :)

                            • Hampus Öhman
                              Hampus Öhman  4 weeks back

                              Ok let’s subscribe to Captain Dissillusion.
                              *subscribes to CD*
                              Ehhh better click again to make sure it works.

                              • Dustin Machat
                                Dustin Machat  1 months back

                                crackehead couldnt kill emself if try!!!!! hahahhaha

                                • Usman Khan
                                  Usman Khan  1 months back

                                  My Siri activated

                                  • Alvar Fernández
                                    Alvar Fernández  1 months back

                                    How you, don't have more subscribers, I don't know. Even managed to pronounce properly in Spanish!

                                    • Jayson Manuel
                                      Jayson Manuel  1 months back

                                      Captain Lo único que entiendo de tu idioma es lo que hablaste en Español😂

                                      I don't understand English but I like watching your videos 👏🙂

                                      • Samdaboss Gaming
                                        Samdaboss Gaming  2 months back

                                        Nice video Mr. anti-white

                                        • Hi Egan
                                          Hi Egan  2 months back

                                          I am kind of embarrassed I just found out what that meant 3:00

                                          • Tom Findlay
                                            Tom Findlay  2 months back

                                            Why do you have metal on your face

                                            • In Famouz
                                              In Famouz  2 months back

                                              You mean unsubscribe ?

                                              • gm cuber
                                                gm cuber  2 months back

                                                lol you hit the sub button twice you unsubed

                                                • Forestgamer32
                                                  Forestgamer32  2 months back

                                                  69 dislikes
                                                  Me: nice

                                                  Someone had to say it

                                                  • lego
                                                    lego  2 months back

                                                    Holy shit what are the chances of this! I was just watching meet Joe Black during my fucking haircut!!!

                                                    • Beast Point
                                                      Beast Point  2 months back

                                                      At the last you clicked again to make it unsubscribe nice trick captain d😂😂😂😂 love from india❤️❤️❤️

                                                      • paista kakka
                                                        paista kakka  2 months back

                                                        i love you captain delusion not you but vid

                                                        • Anna B
                                                          Anna B  2 months back

                                                          This guy putting a lot of work on his videos almost 2 million subscribers, mentally deranged person talking about 58 gender 5 milion subscribers wtf youtube

                                                          • Guinevere Baroque
                                                            Guinevere Baroque  3 months back

                                                            Captain D is trying to say something.

                                                            We are dodging it like the traffic.

                                                            • The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer

                                                              Captain D is too under rated.

                                                              • Romtoddyer TTG
                                                                Romtoddyer TTG  3 months back

                                                                U are so fucking weird and ur look like and fucking james charles fan

                                                                • Vicky Kaushik
                                                                  Vicky Kaushik  3 months back

                                                                  I will not click twice !

                                                                  • Dray 6ix9ine
                                                                    Dray 6ix9ine  3 months back

                                                                    He Double clicked the Subs Button at the Last. DID he just unsubscribed himself

                                                                    • Aaron TCK
                                                                      Aaron TCK  3 months back

                                                                      0:04 ha that’s not even a iPhone

                                                                      I just debunked the debunker

                                                                      • Guy 98
                                                                        Guy 98  3 months back

                                                                        Some next level insurance fraud if you get hit doing that.

                                                                        • SuspiciousStuff
                                                                          SuspiciousStuff  3 months back

                                                                          1.7m sub

                                                                          • Blu and KonaMations Reddit

                                                                            In that you forgot final destinations bus crash which was also inspired by meet joe black but more bloody

                                                                            • Nelson Chien
                                                                              Nelson Chien  3 months back

                                                                              Welp I only have 1 subscriber :(

                                                                              • Jeff Sow
                                                                                Jeff Sow  3 months back

                                                                                You set my Siri off lmao

                                                                                • Minty Nick
                                                                                  Minty Nick  3 months back

                                                                                  Idk why but I feel like the captain and Scott the woz would be a good match

                                                                                  • Kaskötő Ferenc
                                                                                    Kaskötő Ferenc  3 months back

                                                                                    (Whops.. Just laughed out loud at lecture) THE ZEBRA!! OMG

                                                                                    • Dorian Sanchez
                                                                                      Dorian Sanchez  3 months back

                                                                                      Ok Captain Dissillusion I subcrided and I click it again just to be sure😉

                                                                                      • FoodIsVeryScarce Incorporated

                                                                                        0:02 that actually activated my Siri on the same iPhone that I was watching it on.

                                                                                        • Yuan Garcia
                                                                                          Yuan Garcia  3 months back

                                                                                          My crush avoiding me be like

                                                                                          • Đorđe Šakić
                                                                                            Đorđe Šakić  3 months back

                                                                                            Captain, why [email protected] him so hard at the end? My man